30's sext message

30's sext:

Let's go to a bar where we can sit down.

Hangover club rules

First rule of Hangover club...

You don't talk, loudly... about anything.

My donut secret

In an effort to remove suspicion that I'm eating donuts for dinner, I ask if they'll be okay or would they be stale before my morning meeting...

They know there's no meeting.

Oh, they know.